The Catamaran: The Tired Part of San Diego
February 27, 2024
Back in the mid-’90s we spent a bunch of time in San Diego. One of the first annual trips was a visit to NDSS, a geeky conference always held at the Catamaran hotel. That must have lasted a decade or more. A return in 2024 (some 15 odd years since visiting the Catamaran) shows the toll that time has taken.
You see, the Catamaran has spent more on the common areas (which are very pretty but also just a bit wrong…like, say, a pool area where you are required to wear a wrist band as if you are an untrusted 20 year old) than they have on the rooms. Nobody seems to have considered fixing up the rooms since maybe 1982. Or maybe they spent all of their budget on marketing drones?
So you go from this:
To this:
Hamster cage with no design sensibility and indestructible furnishings. But wait, there’s less. How about the Holiday Inn bathroom console (featuring communal soap)? With a vinyl floor?
But you are here for the shower. Here is a prime example of the worst kind of plastic shower. Oh let us count the ways: lilliputian tub only a foot deep and made of plastic, obesity bar, plastic shower curtain (with a see thru plastic window portal design), and a shower head that does nothing to improve the flaccid water pressure. A big nope.
Here, watch the plastic shower in all of its glorious action…
There are good things about the Catamaran, like friendly staff, a good restaurant, and an espresso bar that knows how to make a real macchiato. And it’s right on the Pacific! But we’re not surfer dudes.
There’s an excellent coffee bar nearby too—pump coffee.
A visit to Ken Sushi Workshop is a great idea. Excellent.
Ultimately, room 218 is so dissatisfying that it was time just to jettison the plan, pack up early (after the morning meeting), and switch hotels. A lowly one showerhead and no more chances for the old Catamaran. It has sprung a fatal leak.
The Estancia La Jolla: Old School, but Still Classy
December 18, 2022
Way back when, I stayed in the Estancia La Jolla MANY times for MANY years. I have some very fond memories of my time there. Since we were on a quick hit to Qualcomm, it was time to revisit and see how things are going.
The Christmas Nisse was present at the front desk. My dude, you are a long way from Norway!
The thing about room 390 is that it is generic. But the other thing is that the construction is substantial. Heavy, wide doors. Things that keep noise out. It’s true that the architecture is boring, but it is also built properly to last.
Sadly, the shower tub thing. But the tub is low and is very wide. Nonetheless, the hotel needs to put in some glass.
Could be anywhere. Get this, there is a clock! LOL.
But its not! It’s La Jolla. And there is a balcony.
Even in December, everything is green.
A fantastic after lunch coffee post meeting.
And possible one of the worst Negronis ever. The airport bartender measured mediocre ingredients just so and then added a shot of Angostura! LOL. What?! We had a chat.
Extruded ice. Shitty gin. A dry peel improperly squeezed. And an extra shot of bitters. San Diego airport Negroni.
Anyway, four showerheads and warm Christmas thoughts for Estancia La Jolla.
Grande Colonial Inn La Jolla Gets a Facelift
May 15, 2019
What a difference a year makes. Last year the Grande Colonial seemed a bit tired and long in the tooth. It has had a facelift.
Though the architecture of the building has not changed, the room layout is much cleaner and more spacious. Even the long skinny bathroom (which remains long and skinny) is better.
This trend to delete bath tubs and replace them with modern shower spaces is a great trend. Much better use of space, and much more reasonable approach to morning cleanliness.
The rest of the room has been opened up, repainted, and re-imagined. Nice work.
Dinner at Catania was very good for a restaurant group property. Modern italian with a negroni to boot. Recommended.
Early negroni unless you are on East coast time pic.twitter.com/8HheWl4gTq
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 15, 2019
Sadly, the bar at Nine Ten (which is a very good restaurant in the hotel) is still sub-par. Gotta hire some hipsters who know what they are doing. The current bar suits the old, monied, and boring demographic of the hotel. Nuff said.
A badly made (poorly measured) negroni?! Ack. @grandecolonial @ninetenlajolla pic.twitter.com/07dkiFkT2k
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 16, 2019
George’s at the Cove, a La Jolla establishment of many years still deserving its reputation, still has the best cocktail program in town.
George's at the Cove is still the best cocktail bar in La Jolla pic.twitter.com/El9ddZSYIL
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 16, 2019
Joree Weatherly was a top notch barman who served us this cocktail. It has a name, but Joree did not write it down on the recipe I asked for. Lets just call it Trentino Tincture. Actually, it turns out to be named Shiso Piney
1.5 Amaro Junipero gin
.5 Pasubio amaro (from Trentino where I spent a year in 1993)
1 lemon
.75 shiso syrup
2 dashes of pine tincture
top with soda. serve on rocks in a collins glass.
This amaro is from Trentino where I lived in Italy in 1993. Gotta get some for my bar! It has an interesting blueberry note. pic.twitter.com/akuXYUCxCW
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 16, 2019
When we returned the next night with a cast of hundreds, Joree made use these great cocktails:
Mezcal Manhattan
1.5 Mezcal
.75 montenegro
.75 Averna
2 dashes mexican spiced bitters
Stir down, serve on a large cube
Negroni Amarillo
1.5 Mezcal
1 pamplemousse
1 suze
2 dashes sage tincture
Stir down, serve up with sage leaf
United upgraded us on the way out. Lets hope that works for the way back too. Global services rock on! Um, nope. No upgrade, and we’re here to tell you, economy sucks!
Well that sucks. @united once again fails to execute on a regional upgrade cert. They are pretend and not a perq. Number one on the upgrade list #globalservices
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 17, 2019
NPS is impressed. Nice work updating the property! Four showerheads for the Grande Colonial.
Hotel La Jolla Has a Cool Shower
January 12, 2015
Just a few years ago (OK ten) I used to come to San Diego all the time. I stayed at the fabulous Estancia La Jolla so often that they got to know me. But now that Kimpton is, well, Kimpton we figured we could try the Hotel La Jolla on this trip as an alternative. It’s pretty Kimptony!
You know how we feel about the hamster cage hotel design here at NPS. Hotel La Jolla is what happens when you spiffify and stylize the classic rectangle of doom into a Kimpton property. That means comfortable bedding, cool bathrooms, and nice flooring. But there is only so much you can do with a concrete shell of rectangles, and noise is a problem here at Hotel La Jolla. Like the highway traffic leaks through the door and the building “wakes up” in the morning. Reminds me of living in an apartment in Italy.
On the plus side, you can see the ocean in the morning, and the room is very comfortable in the usual Kimpton way. It feels like a Kimpton.
Then there is the shower! Very cool indeed. A glass cube between the bedroom and the bathroom. We like.
A nice note and a welcome amenity of cheese was in the room as a greeting. (Sadly, no crackers!)
More on that shower, which incidentally has great water pressure too.
And then there is the Pacific ocean.
A high four showerheads for Hotel La Jolla.
Well almost. After a really yummy dinner at Herringbone during which we taught the barman Victor how to make a Broken Bike, we headed back to Hotel La Jolla for a nightcap. It was 9:15. The bar was staffed but closed. No service for us and no money for the Kimpton bar program.
So, miffed, we went back to Herringbone bar to close it down with Victor. Turns out it was Victor’s first night ever behind the bar (and not doing backbar). Negroni, Pappy 10, perhaps some Fernet Branca? Nice time.
Pappy 10 new look. @HerringboneEats has zinc. @BuffaloTrace @pappyvanwinkle pic.twitter.com/7mZslFZ5nT
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) January 13, 2015
Morning in La Jolla.
hotel la jolla morning @kimpton https://t.co/GagQMy3Dd1
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) January 13, 2015
Rancho Bernardo Inn = Luxury from the ’70s
March 3, 2011
When I helped to boot up our California practice several years ago, I spent a huge amount of time flying back and forth from San Diego. I’ve probably been to the city 20 times over the years if you count all of the conferences. My favorite place to stay is the Estancia in La Jolla (just north of San Diego). I’ve stayed at some of the crappy hotels on hotel circle and some of the new conference behemoths in the city as well.
I am here for a conference called Hotel Technology Next Generation. Last time I gave a keynote for the HTNG guys it was in Lausanne, Switzerland and I swear that the suite I got at the Beau-Rivage Palace was in a James Bond movie. Anyway, I was wondering how they would top that one. The hotel guys like to roll out the red carpet for each other, so doing a keynote for them can be a good thing indeed.
The answer is to change the scale orthogonally. I had high hopes for the Rancho Bernardo Inn, but I must admit some amount of disappointment, especially with the bathrooms. Maybe it’s that I think golf is a massive waste of both time and way too much of planet earth’s surface?
To show you what I mean by luxury from the ’70s, here is a picture of the bathroom. You can see the “Speaker Boehner” memorial tanning light in the ceiling. As if tanning with UV lightbulb rays directly is a good idea?! Orange was big in the ’70s I guess. The furniture in the room has that ’70s feel to it as well.
I have two copies of the exact same bathroom design in my suite since the sitting room has one copy of its own. The post-it note stuck to the mirror says “Everything looks better after a trip to the Spa”…that would be wishful thinking. In any case, I am happy to report that the water pressure in the shower goes all the way to firehose level. I think I lost an ear in the shower this morning. Invigorating. And quite possibly dangerous.
I do have a very spacious suite with a sitting room and a huge, nicely appointed bed. Here are some pictures. The property itself is very pretty and feels like Disney. (You may recall how I feel about Disney.)
I was very pleased to have a couple of bottles of wine and a cheese plate arrive shortly after I did. I’m not sure whose idea they were, the HTNG guys or the hotel management, but I do appreciate the sentiment. They were a perfect snack in lieu of yet another meal on the east–>west run.
In the end the Rancho Berrnardo squeeks by with a three showerhead rating. The Estancia continues to be my top San Diego pick.