Hey Jeff Smisek, see what happens when you put all of your marketing glitz on six airplanes? Or is it seven?
A United Hype-liner, er, Dreamliner
Really those of us who fly United all the time would rather you stop talking about paint and your six new broken airplanes and do something to improve operations. OK. Over and out.
In actuality, emergency evacuation. Frequent flyers slide down the slide away from United.