Hub to hub? SFO–>IAD Lets fly a 737-800 which means NO UPGRADE for you. And now presenting seat 11F, a window seat. Not even an aisle seat.
United just sucks. Jeff Smisek plain old sucks. Fly another airline. There is no status on United.
An update. No wifi. Mandatory television payment with DirecTV (like ads? good, you get some). 10 person lines at the bathroom at all times in “economy.” Credit card payment for crappy food in plastic packs.
