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Like, Hilton, still, like sucks in Wilmington, NC

June 21, 2013

The epitome of plastic showers can be found at the Hilton, which, like still sucks still. Like Paris would never, like, stay here. Eeeeew. Grody. (All it has done since last year is age a year.)

Here’s what the stylish hall looks like. It has the ineffable Hilton smell. Maybe that’s the Paris scent?!

Room, er, I mean one room suite 416, has two tiny crappy beds and a couch that pays homage to the Almighty Television. Go TV. Paris prolly likes that.

Hide-a-bed from the '70s.  Comes with its own Hotwheels car.

Hide-a-bed from the ’70s. Comes with its own Hotwheels car.

One tiny crappy bed.

One tiny crappy bed.

But a spectacular view.

Nice roof.  And the parking structure is truly fantastic.

Nice roof. And the parking structure is truly fantastic.

Shower? Sucks.

Plastic shower.

Plastic shower.

But we do love Wilmington. Dinner at Caprice Bistro was very nicely put together. They even create some nice cocktails.

And tomorrow, the Dixie Grill will be perfect for breakfast.

Hilton? One showerhead. And maybe the bottom of the big chain barrel.

2 Responses to “Like, Hilton, still, like sucks in Wilmington, NC”


  1. […] you already knew how I felt about the Wilmington Hilton. Somebody build a real hotel down […]


  2. […] have had a number of seriously awful experiences at the Hilton. Read for yourself here and here and here (there’s more if you like […]


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