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I was just here! And now I’m back. WTF?!

At least there is snow this time.

Grimey window view of Des Moines dusting.

Grimey window view of Des Moines dusting.

Where there is snow, there should be fire.

I am back in room 402 here at 800 Locust. Nothing has changed but the weather.

Silly couch.

Silly couch.

Big old bed.

Big old bed.

Glass shower with room for an entire family.

Glass shower with room for an entire family.

Compared to ultra luxury in NC we’re thinking high three showerheads. We’re also thinking TOO MUCH TRAVEL.

United, thanks for the wifi and the upgrade on the 40 minute hop. I so hate United airlines. Jeff Smisek sucks.

Time to go home.

But before you head out, make sure to visit Mr Filet for breakfast (a superb greasy spoon parked under a garage) and Palmer’s Deli for lunch (in the habitrail). Classic Des Moines and great places.

I’ve never been to Iowa before, but my seven years in Indiana seems to have prepared me well. Nice people in this vowel state. Flat land. Impossible to get lost unless your IQ is very low indeed.

Getting here on United was two sucky hops. No upgrade as usual on the Chicago leg. And a pretend airplane on the Des Moines hop. Gate change in Chicago caused a 35 minute useless round trip bus trip to F. United airlines sucks.

The Suites at 800 Locust is about as close to boutique that you can get in Des Moines. (That is, not very close.) It’s more of an old school hotel in the center of town. The lobby tells all.

Ornate lobby from another century

Ornate lobby from another century

Attempt number one at getting a room resulted in a plastic shower and a room with an interior view. Room 322 lasted only 10 minutes.

Here is ill fated room 322 (avoid).

322

322

plastic shower

plastic shower

The inner courtyard has not much light.

The inner courtyard has not much light.

So they switched me seamlessly to 402. This room is much better. Glass shower. Better layout. Outside window (a bit noisy it turns out so request the East side of the building if you stay here). But the furniture is still veneer on particle board. Really?

Sit.

Sit.

sleep

sleep

402 shower = glass

402 shower = glass

shiny

shiny

Dinner at Django was passable. Good charcuterie. Fair wine list. Great bread. Boring steak.

All told, four showerheads for the Suites. Kimpton, what’s the chance of Des Moines??