Grande Colonial Inn La Jolla Gets a Facelift
May 15, 2019
What a difference a year makes. Last year the Grande Colonial seemed a bit tired and long in the tooth. It has had a facelift.
Though the architecture of the building has not changed, the room layout is much cleaner and more spacious. Even the long skinny bathroom (which remains long and skinny) is better.
This trend to delete bath tubs and replace them with modern shower spaces is a great trend. Much better use of space, and much more reasonable approach to morning cleanliness.
The rest of the room has been opened up, repainted, and re-imagined. Nice work.
Dinner at Catania was very good for a restaurant group property. Modern italian with a negroni to boot. Recommended.
Early negroni unless you are on East coast time pic.twitter.com/8HheWl4gTq
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 15, 2019
Sadly, the bar at Nine Ten (which is a very good restaurant in the hotel) is still sub-par. Gotta hire some hipsters who know what they are doing. The current bar suits the old, monied, and boring demographic of the hotel. Nuff said.
A badly made (poorly measured) negroni?! Ack. @grandecolonial @ninetenlajolla pic.twitter.com/07dkiFkT2k
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 16, 2019
George’s at the Cove, a La Jolla establishment of many years still deserving its reputation, still has the best cocktail program in town.
George's at the Cove is still the best cocktail bar in La Jolla pic.twitter.com/El9ddZSYIL
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 16, 2019
Joree Weatherly was a top notch barman who served us this cocktail. It has a name, but Joree did not write it down on the recipe I asked for. Lets just call it Trentino Tincture. Actually, it turns out to be named Shiso Piney
1.5 Amaro Junipero gin
.5 Pasubio amaro (from Trentino where I spent a year in 1993)
1 lemon
.75 shiso syrup
2 dashes of pine tincture
top with soda. serve on rocks in a collins glass.
This amaro is from Trentino where I lived in Italy in 1993. Gotta get some for my bar! It has an interesting blueberry note. pic.twitter.com/akuXYUCxCW
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 16, 2019
When we returned the next night with a cast of hundreds, Joree made use these great cocktails:
Mezcal Manhattan
1.5 Mezcal
.75 montenegro
.75 Averna
2 dashes mexican spiced bitters
Stir down, serve on a large cube
Negroni Amarillo
1.5 Mezcal
1 pamplemousse
1 suze
2 dashes sage tincture
Stir down, serve up with sage leaf
United upgraded us on the way out. Lets hope that works for the way back too. Global services rock on! Um, nope. No upgrade, and we’re here to tell you, economy sucks!
Well that sucks. @united once again fails to execute on a regional upgrade cert. They are pretend and not a perq. Number one on the upgrade list #globalservices
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 17, 2019
NPS is impressed. Nice work updating the property! Four showerheads for the Grande Colonial.
Lafayette Park (Lafayette, CA) Slightly Dated French Style
December 13, 2016
Lafayette, CA is tucked away in the hills behind Berkeley, CA, through the tunnel and into an HO Railroad time warp. This cute little town is a classic Bay area amalgam of chic and blue collar in only the way that California can be. Lafayette Park fancies itself an upscale destination resort designed like a French Châteaux. In reality it is more like a local wedding location just off the highway next to a row of car detailing places.
Lafayette Park is part of the family-owned Woodside hotel group that includes the Plaza Hotel in Monterey. Frankly, the Plaza Hotel is a notch or three farther up the food chain (and we’re not just saying this because we were in the Presidential Suite last time we were there). That said, Lafayette has a few things going for it and a few things to fix.
For example, the food is remarkably good for hotel food. But the meeting rooms are dated and stuffy. The staff is gracious and well trained. But the same staff has a hard time going off script (as an example, try having the front desk deal with your car valet because the valet line is four deep and there is no time. No really, I am going to want you to do that.) The common rooms have interesting design. But the bathrooms (even in the superior class rooms) need serious redesign.
So it’s hit and miss.
NPS was assigned 354 (not the Presidential Suite sadly). The room has a fantastic ceiling and a real wood burning fireplace (sans wood of course since this is California but rather stocked with a walmart grade fire log?!). But (there it is again that proverbial “but”) who decided to keep the circa 1974 mirrored closet. At least the hangers are real hangers (but you can see on the pole back to the time when they were not).
The real drawback as far as this blog and its particular hangups goes is the bathroom design. Just start over.
Why all hotel bathrooms in properties grasping to be upscale still have shower curtains over bathtubs is beyond us here at NPS. We travel for glass showers.
Apparently somebody got some kind of memo WRT NPS arrival, because there was fruit and san pellegrino. Whoever brought this stuff up forgot to remove the default “upsell water” (an NPS pet peeve) and management seems to have overlooked the idea of writing a note. Oh well. So close and so “but.”
One last quibble or two and we’ll shut up. Outlets by the bed. Get some. Delete the clock radio from a previous decade. And conjur up some espresso to avoid the 5am walk to Starbucks just down the street (past all those car detailing places and Ace hardware).
In lafayette, ca your reasonable coffee supply amounts to @Starbucksnews pic.twitter.com/s1ZksZAVoF
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) December 13, 2016
All in all Lafayette Park earns four showerheads and best wishes for “but”-eradication. I guess we get surly when we travel during no fly noël. Can’t be helped.
The cocktail scene in Lafayette was surprisingly decent. After dinner at Postino one evening, we went around the corner to The Cooperage for a cocktail or two.
We were ably served by Ryan Wehrenberg who played along nicely with our gin range shenanigans.
Gin range in lafayette pic.twitter.com/GUe9ApLc3v
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) December 14, 2016
Ryan also happens to be a local distillery rep for Bay Area Distilling company.
Lafayette, CA locally distilled pic.twitter.com/Ehu61KhomF
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) December 14, 2016
He mixed us up a cocktail called the chimneysweep which was interesting but not quite ready for prime time.
1.5 oz vodka
.5 oz orgeat
.5 oz lo-fi gentian amer
.5 oz fernet
.5 oz lemon juice
2 dashes bitter girl orange bitters
dash activated charcoal
shake. double strain into glass atomized with laphroig
The drink looked better than it tasted.
The cooperage makes stuff up in lafayette ca pic.twitter.com/pqTHulLqLz
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) December 14, 2016
Back at the Lafayette Park hotel bar, we proceeded to get into the William Larue Weller (2016 edition)
Actual bourbon @LafayettePark. Including an amusing billing mixup. also decent gin. pic.twitter.com/T32MRRMabe
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) December 14, 2016
The next evening we shlepped into San Fran for a business meeting at Forgery. They still have the bottle of Amer Picon that NPS dropped there before opening night.
The bitter liberals were here @forgerysf pic.twitter.com/oS2EvTUVAD
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) December 15, 2016
We were served by a delightful server who dutifully made us a Liberal and then moved on to this “so darn close” cocktail Experiment Fifty-seven
.75 oz tio pepe palomino fino sherry
.5 oz amer picon
.25 oz agave syrup
1 oz partida añejo
.5 oz lemon juice
2 dashes bitter truth grapefruit
shake. serve up with lemon peel.
The concensus at our table was that the grapefruit bitters were overkill. Anyway, we’ll play with that one back at Coal Stove Sink Bar.
And guess who showed up? Our great friend Jacques Bezuidenhout himself. What a delight. And CONGRATULATIONS!
Engaged (with special christmas hat and extra love) @LoveTequila @alexisdoc pic.twitter.com/flQeQsDPLs
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) December 15, 2016