Residence Inn Ann Arbor: Suburban “Style”
May 7, 2018
Here we are again in a university town, this time Ann Arbor. This town is great. Books, coffee, food, cocktails. Almost everything you need, but still no good hotel.
The Residence Inn is a Marriott property, and it is brand new. It’s pretty much what you would expect of a mid-tier mid-market Marriott hotel. Shiny suburban fake is the style. NPS has different style.
When the reservation was made, we requested a high floor and a Panoramic City View Suite. The first room we were assigned was 414 which is ADA formatted. When asking for a non-ADA configured room instead were assigned down to 214. The rooms are almost exactly identical. Moving down was a big mistake because traffic noise starts at 5am. Alas.
So much for the high floor request.
The manager, having heard tell of checkin problems, was very gracious. We had a nice chat. His valet staff is super.

The view from 214 says it all
The room is filled with lots of shiny new veneer cheap furniture that looks better than it feels when you use it. The suite includes a kitchenette.

Entry hallway kitchenette

desk room

desk room couch

View from the bed to a nice bank of windows

large (impersonal) bathroom
The real problem is the shower, which is partially glass and partially plastic. It is open to the huge bathroom without a glass door. Cold air makes for a less than stellar shower experience.

shower. not approved
Anyway, we knew what we were getting into when we agreed to come to Ann Arbor. Apparently, there is a copy of The Graduate here too BTW. Sure wish university towns had better hotel kung fu!
Coffee @LiteratiCoffee is far superior to the hotel situation
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 6, 2018
Dinner at Mikette was delicious. Great service.
Your oyster sir pic.twitter.com/ddHsrKh9ix
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 7, 2018
The cocktail scene in Ann Arbor remains vibrant. A Sunday night visit to Nightcap was optimal in all respects. Andy was a blast behind the bar.
Sunday cocktail @nightcapa2 pic.twitter.com/SAVx8hj9EA
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 7, 2018
El Presidente with @flordecanarum pic.twitter.com/3o7mAeU3g1
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 7, 2018
Outstanding use of liquid nitrogen here
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 7, 2018
Great luminaries pic.twitter.com/pLMYFM8ZMs
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 7, 2018
Yeah. It got worse. pic.twitter.com/vjnFoEKIgm
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 7, 2018
Because there was Handy in the house, we present, The Handy Handy
1.75 Thomas Handy Rye
.3 oz Del’erborista ultra-bitters
.3 carpano antica
2 dashes scrappy aromatic
Stir. Strain. Express orange peel and drop in.
Three showerheads for the Residence Inn in Ann Arbor. Dang university towns.
All is Well in Boston at Hotel Marlowe
February 21, 2018
Well, Cambridge actually. But close enough. NPS has not been here in many months (since October 2016), and apparently we missed it.
The Hotel Marlowe reminds us of everything we like about Kimpton:
- a great property with our kind of showers
- a gracious and welcoming staff (especially the great valets)
- a welcome cocktail
- a beautiful room(s)
- GMs who care
It’s all good. Sure is nice to be back.
Wow. NPS loves the Hotel Marlowe @Kimpton. Thanks @jcapalbo, it has been way too long. pic.twitter.com/WGOPOxLv65
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 20, 2018
Thanks to Joe Capalbo for alerting the troops, and to the troops for giving a damn. Lets spread this goodness to the rest of the IHG universe, shall we?
This time we’re in 825 (tantalizingly close to the Presidential suite). This exec class room is perfect, with plenty of room to exist, a comfortable bed, and a real shower.

825 sitting room

825

825 bedroom
We were welcomed with a note, water (almost sparkling, and promptly swapped out), a nice snack including fresh fruit, and a cocktail ready to mix put together by Patrick. Speaking of which, we visited with Patrick for a drink, and he is still at his professional best.

English cup
English Cup to start off the evening right pic.twitter.com/gO4Abmakzw
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 20, 2018


The shower in here has a new showerhead. NPS approves.

yes please
There is also a huge tub that once again remains completely unused. Alas.

big giant tub 825
On the first night in town, we took a cadre of business colleagues to Craigie on Main. This is one of our favorite Boston restaurants, and it is still super fantastic. Pork plate. Pork plate. Pork plate.
On the second night, after a cocktail with Joe, we headed to a new restaurant called Row 34. The staff at the Marlowe figured this all out somehow and called ahead to order an appetizer for me. It was delivered by the gracious Row 34 manager. Row 34 is very good indeed. Recommended.
The long reach of @kimpton Hotel Marlowe makes it to Row 34. Thanks you guys. pic.twitter.com/KSVYF3Voyc
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 22, 2018
The it was off to Drink for the usual shenanigans. Pretty sure the late night tequila shots were a bad idea. Ezra Star is now the manager of the bar. Sadly she was in Japan when we visited. Eric the barman, though fairly new, was an ample substitute for fun.
Good news, @Drinkboston is still a great bar pic.twitter.com/U848ovSH4X
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 22, 2018
Here is the Meal Worm, which is apparently verboten to make unless Ezra is in Japan
2 oz ancho reyes
.5 oz demerara
.5 oz lime
(4 dashes of tobasco+mezcal rinse)
rise highball. Shake. Strain. Serve neat.
Eric made a great cocktail @softestluna pic.twitter.com/YNOqBaRPkp
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 22, 2018
Five showerheads and wishing that somehow the future involved slightly more Boston and slightly less Germany. These things happen.
Hotel Kabuki San Francisco: So Close and Yet So Far Away
February 15, 2018
If anything is true, this is: NPS votes with its money. Sure, we pile on the praise (and the snark) as necessary. We even take on hotel chains that think they have us irreversibly trapped in their loyalty program. (See, for example, this fun entry out of Los Angeles.) Well, the time has come to do some fund re-allocation.
Well well well. NPS always says vote with your travel $$$. This week we will be staying in Japantown, SF as usual but at the @HotelKabuki instead of our usual @kimpton Buchanan.
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 13, 2018
You see, the Buchanan Hotel in San Francisco (a Kimpton) has been our San Francisco home for a couple of years. Sadly, due to too much demand, we are unable to get the room we want when we stay there. So how do we solve that problem? We remove demand. Last time we were in San Francisco we walked across the street to the Hotel Kabuki to check it out. As a result, we’re staying at Kabuki this time.
Beautiful lobby @HotelKabuki with a japanese garden courtyard pic.twitter.com/ZpnvDn0Viz
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 15, 2018
The lobby, common areas, and bar are all very upscale, nicely designed, and worth a visit. On our arrival, we dropped off the bag upstairs and headed straight to the bar. Sazarac? Yes please (with a little help from our friends).
Bar @HotelKabuki pic.twitter.com/X4zo9lfJAe
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 14, 2018
We requested and were happy to occupy a corner room up high. Room 1402 is most likely indicative of the best room category on the property.

design sensibility 1402

The bedroom sector is the most up to date, with interesting design.

bedroom sector 1402
1402 offers a very good view of Japantown and even the Golden Gate in the distance. Two banks of windows provide a very wide view. Mornings were beautiful this week.
A view of the @kimpton buchanan from the @HotelKabuki 14th floor pic.twitter.com/fOfdYJ2oBp
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 14, 2018

Luggage pod is exposed in the hallway to the door.

Luggage and refrigerator
An amenity (!!) on our first stay was very much welcome. Thanks Kabuki!! Champagne and fruit is very nice indeed.

wow, a welcome amenity and they barely know us

the window bank
Then there is the bathroom. Number one, the open design is a bit chilly. A door instead of a doorway would help. That bank of windows in 1402 (including two sliding doors installed in the ’70s) can keep things pretty chilly in February, even with two sets of curtains. Updating the glass would probably help too.

bathroom sector 1402
The shower area is huge. Too huge, as it turns out, mostly because the glass door (approved) does not shut tight and chilly air comes in to make a great shower less than great. Looks like nobody actually took a shower to test this design before implementing it.

glass shower…huge
The shower has both a drench head and a handheld shower head. But that cold air.

shower head 2
So, all is not yet well at the Hotel Kabuki, where some attention to detail is in order.
Did housekeeping remove your not quite empty bottle of sparkling water? Try calling down to get some more. No dice. And no creativity from the front desk. High end hotels solve problems.
The @HotelKabuki can't seem to locate any sparkling water.
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 15, 2018
Want espresso for breakfast in the morning? Nope.
Sadly @HotelKabuki has yet to discover espresso
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 14, 2018
Want to adjust the temperature? Good luck figuring out how the thermostat works (it appears not to do anything at all).
Did you open the sliding glass door to access the balcony? Getting it closed again may be an issue.
On the positive side again, Japantown is a great base of operations in San Francisco. There are exceptional restaurants and cocktail locations within striking distance, and the Filmore corridor up the hill is hopping.
We schlepped out to Haight-Ashbury for dinner at Black Sand. This local bistrot has great food and good cocktails.
Great burger and cocktails @blacksandsbeer pic.twitter.com/qloE45LwsE
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 15, 2018
We taught the bartenders how to make Bill’s Big Birthday Beverage:
1 oz Ancho Reyes
1 oz cardamaro
1 oz fresh orange juice
.25 oz hot pepper infusion (in this case, house made)
Shake. Strain. Serve up.
Anyway, with more attention to the details above, Hotel Kabuki will displace the Buchanan as San Francisco’s default location for NPS. Four showerheads for the Hotel Kabuki. Rise to the occasion please!
Ink 48: Rocking Hell’s Kitchen in NYC
November 1, 2017
There’s nothing like experiencing a new Kimpton property for the first time. In all of our countless trips up to NY, NPS has never visited Ink 48 (though we have heard tell of it). Hell’s Kitchen is pretty far up there, but sometimes business uptown happens!
Our greeting at the front was warm and welcoming even though it was supposed to be scary. We were assigned the fantastic river-view suite 1416 (for which we thank Steph and Barry). What a great room.

Room 1416 on a gorgeous day overlooking the Hudson
The sitting room section.





The bedroom section.


And the all important huge bathroom with a distinct shower cube in the corner. Plenty of room in here, and no sign of plastic.



Glowing shower cube of 1416.
The “hot and cold” amenity was impressive and delicious.
Thanks Barry and company for the superior "hot and cold" amenity. What a welcome! pic.twitter.com/UrsWuUZsFd
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) October 31, 2017
Dinner at Taboon is not to be missed. Outstanding bread, delicious food, a real cocktail program, a nice wine list. Seek it out. We enjoyed ourselves so much before the play that we returned after the crash.
Spirits Bisbas
1.5 oz hendricks gin
1 oz rhubarb puree
1 oz lemon
.5 oz dry vermouth
shake. serve up in a coup. smoked paprika on top
Hey now @taboonnyc is super fantastic. Excellent food. Great people. Decent bar willing to play. We rain affection on you. @AmyBarley
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) November 1, 2017
We tried to see a play at Lincoln Center, but it was not to be. About an hour in to “Junk,” technical things went south and never recovered. Frankly, we expect more out of NY Theater.
We’re so sorry… technical difficulties are never fun. Live theater!
— LincolnCenterTheater (@LCTheater) November 1, 2017
The “hot” part of the amenity came in handy late night when we got back from our cocktail run at Taboon.
Thanks for the hot tea last night @kimpton ink48. Just like home in the winter. Night time rituals. pic.twitter.com/pDLrzqCcRB
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) November 1, 2017
Five showerheads and a warm glow for ink 48 in NY.
Artmore Hotel Atlanta: Slightly Worn Shabby Chic
May 23, 2017
The Artmore is generally speaking right down the middle of the Bell curve of what NPS looks for in a hotel. Small. Boutique. Independent. Slightly hip. Art The property is nicely manicured and if it were not raining, I’m sure the courtyard would rock and roll.
Lobby @ArtmoreHotel Atlanta pic.twitter.com/xT6t7WoO3f
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 22, 2017
NPS was assigned 225.

225 has a bar, which is cool, but it is completely barren which is lame
Imagine being able to mix a real cocktail for yourself. What is required? A real booze selection. Oh well. Why is this bar here?

Comfy bed in 225
The bathroom is slightly too large with a shower designed for giants. There is a bench, but the water does not reach the bench. Close but no cigar design-wise.

BIG shower
Other design elements like this crazy sink are quirky and interesting.

This will do
But in final analysis, what we have is a hamster cage bed-dominated room with a noisy A/C unit and a little desk.

Desk
Net? Good. Water? Costs money. Note? None.
Shabby? Way too much. Rooms need attention.
A drink at Grain was the great way to wind down from a good day at work. Grain would be much cooler if they would turn down their music. But they did have the real 2016 Stagg.
Cocktail hour @GrainBarAtl pic.twitter.com/xkLgWFHZG6
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 22, 2017
Chicken at Gus’s was delicious but did not really mix well with cocktails! LOL.
Four showerheads for the Artmore in Atlanta. Time for some care here at this property.





















































































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