Yo Yo Ma, Great Food, and Evidence of Hippies
May 13, 2016
Sometimes the Fates smile on NPS. Well actually, the Fates are awesome and we mostly love them. This is one of those times. Coming to silicon valley and want to see some great friends? Well it turns out that Yo Yo Ma is in town playing his cello. Sure, the concert has been sold out for months, but you know that thing about the Fates we were talking about.
Yes @sfjacob. @YoYo_Ma is a master. pic.twitter.com/tJybxgYLzM
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 13, 2016
So we saw the astounding show (which featured a Shosaakovich piece that was out of this world in addition to the usual candy). And then we had a delicious “after the three encores” dinner at Monsieur Benjamin just down the street from the Davies. Our millenial waiter was amusing.
After that it was too late to try out the new Wildhawk (which we are bummed about…sorry Kenny).
Evidence of hippies abounded in SF at an undisclosed location. For example, consider this fridge which seems to have a Bitter Liberals sticker on it.
The bitter liberals (in SF) @ClarkHansbarger https://t.co/q0tKVnKsP1 pic.twitter.com/6Wxvi6LDdp
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 13, 2016
Or this collection of original Haight-Ashbury posters from the ’60s.
Some evidence of hippies here pic.twitter.com/w39S1SaMCK
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 13, 2016
Must be San Francisco.
Morning 7:12 @tcboyle (may be your coast) pic.twitter.com/Qjm9gOv6CC
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 13, 2016
Even the trip back is looking up since this go ’round we have the seat we always try to get on Virgin America. If only the gogo network were not so sporadic.
Seat 3C on @VirginAmerica A320. Finally in my proper https://t.co/7mgGDhcjSk status does not suck. pic.twitter.com/XzU1RXeNSh
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 13, 2016
Almost forgot a quick visit to one of my very favorite bars, Dirty Habit where Raul Ayala made me a Desert in the Tropics
1.5 Citadelle gin
.5 lemon juice
.5 pineapple gum syrup
.5 cactus puree
.5 leonor 12 palo cortado sherry
rim with smoked paprika and salt
Just fantastic
Desert in the Tropics @dirtyhabitsf by Raul Ayala. Missed @MyAmericanDram. pic.twitter.com/9ArAF5rmCw
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 13, 2016
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Tags: bitter liberals, concert, desert in the tropics, dirty habit, flying, gogo, haight-ashbury, hippies, raul ayala, san francisco, travel, virgin america, yo yo ma
NPS was coming to the Cowper Inn in Palo Alto, CA well before there was even an NPS. Over twenty years and two owners! An lo and behold, repairs are underway this trip with all newly refinished floors, a completely reworked kitchen, and lots of ongoing repair work to the outside shingles. Things are looking good!

We did (apparently) have some trouble securing room 31, but in the end it all worked out. 31 has a new lighter feel with the refinished floor.


And it also has the best shower in the place in a spacious bathroom.


The facelift looks great so far!

But it is not done yet.

In any case, after 20+ years of staying here, it really feels like home. Five showerheads for the Cowper and its new look.
Umami burger on University serves up a mean truffle burger and truffled fries. Just do it!
Tamarine remains an outstanding restaurant. Great wine list and fabulous food. They have been so good for so long, that they’re likely to remain good indefinitely.
Lure+Till has a pretty good bar (but not as good as they think they are) which can conjur up a CR2 if necessary. Their drinks run on the sweet side. Sadly, the whole shebang seems to be owned by Larry Ellison.
Joanie’s Cafe is a great breakfast place in Palo Alto. Surprisingly, NPS has only just discovered it.
If you’re stuck in Mt View, Doppio Zero is a very good pizza place. The only amusing aspect is the Spanish speaking staff who pretend they speak Italian. For a nightcap, the Eureka! bar has a great bourbon selection (Gearge T Stagg and William Larue Weller 2015 for example), but you have to ignore the TVs and the noise.
The @Eureka_MV bar has great bourbon if you can overlook the noise and the TVs pic.twitter.com/Ar0pLhfayD
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 12, 2016
Virgin America was packed to the gills and felt way too much like United. Hmm.
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Tags: cowper, cowper inn, doppio zero, eureka, flying, hotel, joanie's cafe, mountain view, mt view, palo alto, restaurant, silicon valley, tamarine, umami burger, united, virgin america
Planes, Trains and ULTRA-CRAPPY Automobiles
March 11, 2016
Four cities in two days will do that to you.
Upgraded on one hop to Pittsburgh on United!!
Mesa operated @united express upgrade to 4D. Woo hoo. pic.twitter.com/v9jqfAqK7C
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) March 9, 2016
Then a tiny ancient United puddle hopper to NYC (Mesa needs more new planes).
So sad. No upgrades even possible on a tiny embrear 145. @united contractors have an aging fleet. pic.twitter.com/zhYvoSm0ub
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) March 9, 2016
New York was gorgeous
View from NY @thatmcgraw @philvenables pic.twitter.com/I5DKKPXQ16
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) March 9, 2016
Train to Connecticut from Penn Station bright and early


Now leaving NY
Then it was on to the worst Hertz rental car of all time. Dirty, over milage, driven hard, shimmy. Just crap. You can really suck Hertz!

This Hertz car sucks
Filed in united, we are not really sure
Tags: amtrak, flying, hartford, hertz, hertz sucks, horrible, mesa, NY, nyc, pittsburgh, providence, providence RI, train, travel, united, united airlines, upgrade, washington DC
Corporate Reprise in the Skies
November 2, 2015
Due to various corporate shenanigans, three of the eleven planned Fall trips were nuked. No Chicago, no Palo Alto, and no Seattle. Sometimes that’s the way the cookie crumbles.
You know what? It’s kind of nice to see the leaves change colors and fall in the Fall in Virginia anyway!
So though we’re sort of on trip 8 at the moment, it is really only trip 5! Bonus. And two weeks at home were nice, especially with the never ending work pile.
Sadly, the only Virgin America trip was a casualty (as were two Kimpton hotel visits). Collateral damage.
Not traveling does not suck.
Filed in hotel, virgin america, we are not really sure
Tags: flying, kimpton, travel, united, virgin america
The Muse: New York City
October 6, 2015
The Muse is a new one on NPS. Our jaunts to NY often have us at 70Park or the Eventi. All three hotels are Kimpton properties. The Muse turns out to be very close to the Marriott Marquis where the conference I am keynoting is being held.
So here we are smack dab in the heart of Times Square tourist-land in NY. Hmm.
I arrived at the Muse just in time for the end of wine hour. After the prop-plane flight up on united, a glass of wine was just what the doctor ordered. Prop-plane? In 2015? Really?
The @united equipment. Global reach! pic.twitter.com/PVEZWKfnp6
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) October 5, 2015
The Muse is currently under massive renovation. From what we can tell from our room (915) the result will be fabulous.
A few minutes after arrival, a nice amenity (cupcakes! and sparkling water) arrived with a note. Thanks to Sean Flanigan who heard tell of our arrival from the Boston spy ring and arranged for a nice welcome.
The bathroom is a bit crowded but very nicely appointed. The shower is great.
Another classic Kimpton touch worth pointing out. Kimpton knows that we all have devices to charge by the bed. So they make sure power is available. Together with the free wifi, we have all we need to get work done into the wee hours of the morning.
Just after arrival is was off for a cocktail at Lantern’s Keep. Their mixology remains top notch even though Barman Bob is long gone (John has filled in very well indeed). I had a tweaked Manhattan made with Fernet.
Then we headed down to Bryant Park for dinner at Koi. Koi is very nice and impressed my starving college aged son.
There was a little time for some art at the Whitney museum.
All told, five showerheads for the Muse. It’s only drawback may well be its reason for existing in the first place (proximity to tourist-land).
Filed in cocktail recipe, hotel, mixology, restaurant, united
Tags: drink, flying, hotel, koi, lantern's keep, mixology, muse hotel, new york, NY, prop-plane, restaurant, the muse, travel, united, united airlines
2 of 11: Hotel Marlowe in Boston Accidentally Suite
September 22, 2015
It all started well. United failed to suck. But then Hertz made up for it.
Hotel Marlowe was a welcome respite from the travel nonsense. So nice to be known at a property. Hotel Marlowe is a great place to arrive!
I was assigned 810 (a very nice upgrade with the right kind of shower). But sadly the HVAC situation was untenable even though the welcome was superb. Some great cheese and an actual craft cocktail deconstructed do make you feel welcome.
Cloak and Dagger
1.5 cask strength bourbon
.75 campari
.75 lillet rouge
stir down. serve up (NOT on the rocks Patrick). Express orange peel (no need to flame) and drop in.
A "cloak and dagger" cocktail from Hotel Marlowe @kimpton. Boston Yankee hone goodness. pic.twitter.com/nOuZEE9V7w
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) September 21, 2015
Then there was the HVAC problem. Not sure what was broken, but something was. Huge noise. In fact the noise seems to be an 8th floor problem. So we were switched over to the presidential suite by the accommodating front desk staff people.
Hey now Joe, why was it that the presidential suite was open again? Trying not to spoil us too much with your immense power? Too late! Busted by information flow!
Anyway, here we are back in 820.
All is well. Did we mention the work that was done?
Then there were the restaurants.
Coppersmith is a new Southy restaurant. It is still working out the kinks. If you’re in for some dive dining (nothing fine about it) give Coppersmith a shot. But don’t expect anything more than a huge warehouse setting, overly chipper 20 year olds, and a model that is still chunky. Clunk.
A much better bet is Craigie on Main which has become the NPS go to restaurant in Cambridge. Just fantastic. Do not miss it. With a superior bar too.
Also very good, but not in the same league as Cragie is Giulia, a nice little Italian high cuisine restaurant that is somehow all the rage. Very stylish main courses outshone the not all that great appetizers. The bar program is likewise decent.
Then there was the Highball Lounge.
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Tags: boston, cloak and dagger, cocktail recipe, coppersmith, craigie on main, drink, flying, hotel, hotel marlowe, joe capalbo, kimpton, mixology, restaurant, travel
Post Smisek United Does Just Fine: Hertz Picks up the Suck Slack
September 21, 2015
Today’s flight from Dulles to Boston was on time. The wifi worked. The crew was not surly.
Good job United! You should have ditched Jeff Smisek years ago.
Seat 7C on a @united b737-800. Wifi and power. Legroom too. Nice equipment. pic.twitter.com/QbMZWkQuLG
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) September 21, 2015
Sadly the chaotic united boarding scrum had people out in the hallway as usual to board. Somebody should invent a civilized boarding system.
The awful @united boarding scrum still ongoing post smisek. United passengers treated like cows. Moo. pic.twitter.com/bfzT5mcZWt
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) September 21, 2015
Then there was Hertz. Not on the board (not enough employees to ready cars). A 25 minute, 40 car line of cars to exit the facility. No process. no adult supervision. Whoever manages the Boston Hertz at the airport should be fired.
Filed in united
Tags: boston, Boston Hertz, flying, hertz, hertz sucks, horrible, jeff smisek, jeff smisek sucks, travel, united, united airlines
Storm Clouds Gather: Eleven Trips on Deck
September 3, 2015
After a salubrious summer respite from travel, it’s back on the road in a serious way come mid-September. This is good and it’s bad. Let me explain:
1. Washington, DC = GOOD because Kimpton (The Donovan)
2. Boston = BAD because United; GOOD because Kimpton (Hotel Marlowe)
3. Bloomington, Indiana = BAD because United; GOOD because Grant Street Inn
4. NY = BAD because United; GOOD because Kimpton (The Muse)
5. Chicago = BAD because United; GOOD because Kimpton (Palomar)
6. Palo Alto = GOOD because Virgin America; ??? because new hotel
7. Seattle = GOOD because Virgin America; GOOD because Kimpton (Alexis)
8. Pittsburgh = BAD because United; GOOD because Kimpton (Monaco)
9. Denver = BAD because United; ??? because new hotel
10. Las Vegas = BAD because United; BAD because Las Vegas just sucks
11. Hartford = BAD because United; ??? because new hotel
Anyway, we can conclude that flying United is unavoidable when you are stuck flying out of Dulles. Too bad United just sucks. At least the cross country flights are mostly with Virgin America!
We can further conclude that Kimpton is a fantastic hotel chain.
And finally we can conclude that Las Vegas is a living hell, equal parts Disney, porn, and Walmart shoppers.
At each destination, we’ll seek out great cocktails and fantastic food.
Follow along as we blog up the 11 trips. Should be fun.
Filed in tripometer, we are not really sure
Tags: donovan, eleven trips, flying, grant street inn, hotel, hotel marlowe, jeff smisek sucks, kimpton, las vegas sucks, mixology, muse, palomar, united, virgin america
No Fly July Definitely Over: Flying United is Never Awesome
August 6, 2015
No fly July had to end sometime, and August 6th was it! Back in the air, I was forced to fly United today. Argh.
First some good news. Checkin was smooth, efficient and had no massive line for the first time in memory. Wow! TSApre worked as advertised. And Dulles Terminal C has had a major facelift and looks way better than it used to. The United Red Carpet club people were nice too.
The @united chaos boarding system still in effect! @DrewKilbourne pic.twitter.com/Hs4N5ZL9mn
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) August 6, 2015
Then it was off to the gate for some bad news. Ridiculous boarding process angst incited by gate agents in a bad mood (boo). And get this, even though the FAA says you can carry on instruments, the awful gate agent woman would not let me. “You must check one,” she demanded. (I have a violin and mandolin with me.) “We could be fined $2000,” said another. Just unhelpful, unfriendly people. Why the hell are they in customer service? I mean really.
All @united gate agents need to read this @FAANews ruling on musical instruments @cigitalgem http://t.co/vQ2SMgSBeP
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) August 6, 2015
Fortunately, the flight attendants told me to just bring my instrument on and ignore the gate agents. They were actually friendly and helped me sneak it on. (I did have visions of the gate agent getting on the plane and making a scene, but fortunately that did not happen. I only relaxed after we pushed back.)
HEY UNITED GATE AGENTS, READ THIS.
The rest of the flight was fine.
So as usual, United can’t win for losing. They need to clean house of the employees who do not belong in customer service.
Filed in united
Tags: boston, FAA, flying, horrible, jeff smisek, jeff smisek sucks, musical instruments, travel, united, united airlines
Hilton San Diego Bayfront Hotel
March 25, 2015
The Bayfront Hilton in San Diego has exceeded NPS expectations and set a new record for Hilton goodness. Lets see why.
Getting here on Virgin was very good indeed and a huge step up over united. On time, relaxed, room to work, wifi. You go Virgin.
Seat 3C (the usual) on @VirginAmerica A320. Main cabin select is great. Hey @united, they have wifi. pic.twitter.com/tCryu8c15Y
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) March 24, 2015
Room 2935 is a hamster cage design, but it has two banks of windows with a gorgeous view of the city. A very nice room indeed.
And the shower is glass. NPS approves.
One of Kimpton’s fun hacks is putting a fish (usually named Walter) in your room for your stay. Hilton is trying to go there by putting virtual fish on the TV. Not quite the same.
And now some good things and bad things about this Hilton.
All in all we’ll give this hotel four showerheads, which is a definite step up for a major chain. Most excellent!
In other San Diego news, El Dorado bar has seriously great cocktails as well as a bunch of antique collection bourbon and rye on hand (real Stagg from multiple years for example). Brionnie Briem made a superb and masterful Sazarac (with Sazarac 18). The experimental cocktail she whipped up was only meh, but hey you can’t have everything!
Experiment
2 oz Rittenhouse Rye
t of fallernum (too sweet!! too sweet!!)
2 dashes Angostura
lemon zest
Lou and Mickey’s is still a great place for a steak. Amazingly, they can handle a group dinner of over 20 without a hitch (perfectly cooked everything). Well done chef!
The secret speakeasy Noble Experiment is an oasis of hip in San Diego. Superb entrance, great skull decor, and best of all seriously good cocktails. My spoiled cocktail geek friends and home brewers all loved it.
We were served by Jesse Ross who was happy to play. Though my friends started with a Nevada (nice to see that on the list), but I went straight for the fun.
Pine and Rye
2 oz sazarac 6 rye
.25 oz sapping (a piney French concoction)
.75 oz Dolin’s dry
heavy dashes of Pernod Absinthe
This drink was so similar to what I have been drinking at home lately (the old 48) that it was a shock! Serve on a big cube with a healthy slice of orange peel. Boozy deliciousness.
Non-cyn Thriller
1.5 oz Whistle pig rye
.75 oz Port
.75 oz Campari
dashes of Chocolate Mole Bitters
We ended the evening with some 2014 George T Stagg. Hotter than the last couple of years, but something unbalanced about it.
The evening was just super fantastic. Do not miss Noble Experiment if you find yourself in San Diego.
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Tags: bayfront hilton, brionnie briem, cocktail recipe, drink, el dorado, flying, hilton, hotel, jesse ross, kimpton, mixology, noble experiment, non-cyn thriller, old 48, pine and rye, restaurant, san diego, travel, virgin



























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