Palomar DC and March for our Lives
March 25, 2018
It all came together just about perfectly. A morning talk at Georgetown, a nice dinner out (sadly not at Rose’s Luxury), cocktails at the Columbia Room, and then the highlight of the weekend, attending the inspiring March for our Lives. Our base of operations was the commendable Palomar DC (a Kimpton).
March over now getting our gear from the Palomar @Kimpton pic.twitter.com/S9wVRFRxvw
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) March 24, 2018
Turns out that our friend Matt Hurlburt (once of the Alexnadria Monaco) is now Director of a bunch of DC properties, including the Palomar. And Harald Han, as assistant GM, is running the ship day to day. The front desk staff is as professional, courteous, and great as always, remembering us from our time at the Lorien and from previous visits in the mosquito. This is a great thing!
We finagled our way into 1024 (again), a gorgeous room at the very top of the hotel. Nothing makes us wag our tails like the Presidential Suite (though, we agree with Jacques that maybe they should change the name of it for now until the #assholeinone is impeached and out of office).
The shower is NPS approved.
An amenity of cheese, fruit, and a cocktail arrived with a note from Matt just before we headed out. Very nice. Thanks you guys!
We spent the mid-afternoon wandering around Dupont and getting a coffee. Then it was off to try our chances at Roses Luxury. When we arrived at 5, the line was already way too long. We could have been seated at 9, but instead went to plan B, a dinner at Convivial (in Shaw). The food and cocktails were great (as was the company), but the service was terrible. Super nice, and caring, and about as unprofessional and useless as possible. Can’t win them all.
More roundstone in the wild @convivialdc @catoctincreek pic.twitter.com/TBPhqf8O87
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) March 23, 2018
Adjusted lions tail with lemon, apple brandy, half allspice. Very well constructed pic.twitter.com/q0mlYeOMHv
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) March 23, 2018
Then came the booth at the Columbia Room, always just an incredible experience. If you have not yet made it to the Columbia Room, do it. Make sure to do the tasting room and go for the entire experience.
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No sign of @betterdrinking last night @ColumbiaRoom but fantastic new menu pic.twitter.com/O4PfXhaTvB
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) March 24, 2018
Boss hog @WhistlePigRye and @catoctincreek side by side @ColumbiaRoom after menu pic.twitter.com/odreWPH4bq
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) March 24, 2018
A late night drink at the Urbana bar was just what was needed for a good night’s sleep.
The next day we headed in to DC for the March for our Lives rally. Incredible. So proud of what the Parkland kids have done. Keep it up and we will change this country for the better!
#marchforourlives pic.twitter.com/hdcdPTSWkT
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) March 24, 2018
The march #MarchForOurLives pic.twitter.com/HC1TFwp3y9
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) March 24, 2018
The chant "Vote Them Out" happened spontaneously several times at the DC parch #MarchForOurLives
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) March 24, 2018
#marchforourlives pic.twitter.com/SmaD2n0MYA
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) March 25, 2018
A sign for the congressholes. Especially the @gop ones like @RepComstock #MarchForOurLives pic.twitter.com/7llgByfLr8
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) March 25, 2018
After some great ramen at Jinya and a chance encounter with our neighbor Harry, we headed back to the Palomar to retrieve our car and our bags.
It was chaos. And the reason why turned out to be that the kids from Parkland had been staying at the Palomar as well. They boarded their bus to fly back to Florida as we hopped in our car. Amy got a hat from Emma’s mom.
Turns out the Parkland students were at our hotel! As they were leaving Emma's mom gave me a hat! #MarchForOurLives #humble #NeverAgain #EmmaGonzalez #grateful #motivate #BanAssaultWeapons pic.twitter.com/ULsBECxM9T
— notyou (@AmyBarley) March 24, 2018
Five showerheads and a hope that our next visit is just as incredible.
All is Well in Boston at Hotel Marlowe
February 21, 2018
Well, Cambridge actually. But close enough. NPS has not been here in many months (since October 2016), and apparently we missed it.
The Hotel Marlowe reminds us of everything we like about Kimpton:
- a great property with our kind of showers
- a gracious and welcoming staff (especially the great valets)
- a welcome cocktail
- a beautiful room(s)
- GMs who care
It’s all good. Sure is nice to be back.
Wow. NPS loves the Hotel Marlowe @Kimpton. Thanks @jcapalbo, it has been way too long. pic.twitter.com/WGOPOxLv65
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 20, 2018
Thanks to Joe Capalbo for alerting the troops, and to the troops for giving a damn. Lets spread this goodness to the rest of the IHG universe, shall we?
This time we’re in 825 (tantalizingly close to the Presidential suite). This exec class room is perfect, with plenty of room to exist, a comfortable bed, and a real shower.
We were welcomed with a note, water (almost sparkling, and promptly swapped out), a nice snack including fresh fruit, and a cocktail ready to mix put together by Patrick. Speaking of which, we visited with Patrick for a drink, and he is still at his professional best.
English Cup to start off the evening right pic.twitter.com/gO4Abmakzw
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 20, 2018
The shower in here has a new showerhead. NPS approves.
There is also a huge tub that once again remains completely unused. Alas.
On the first night in town, we took a cadre of business colleagues to Craigie on Main. This is one of our favorite Boston restaurants, and it is still super fantastic. Pork plate. Pork plate. Pork plate.
On the second night, after a cocktail with Joe, we headed to a new restaurant called Row 34. The staff at the Marlowe figured this all out somehow and called ahead to order an appetizer for me. It was delivered by the gracious Row 34 manager. Row 34 is very good indeed. Recommended.
The long reach of @kimpton Hotel Marlowe makes it to Row 34. Thanks you guys. pic.twitter.com/KSVYF3Voyc
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 22, 2018
The it was off to Drink for the usual shenanigans. Pretty sure the late night tequila shots were a bad idea. Ezra Star is now the manager of the bar. Sadly she was in Japan when we visited. Eric the barman, though fairly new, was an ample substitute for fun.
Good news, @Drinkboston is still a great bar pic.twitter.com/U848ovSH4X
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 22, 2018
Here is the Meal Worm, which is apparently verboten to make unless Ezra is in Japan
2 oz ancho reyes
.5 oz demerara
.5 oz lime
(4 dashes of tobasco+mezcal rinse)
rise highball. Shake. Strain. Serve neat.
Eric made a great cocktail @softestluna pic.twitter.com/YNOqBaRPkp
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 22, 2018
Five showerheads and wishing that somehow the future involved slightly more Boston and slightly less Germany. These things happen.
Hotel Kabuki San Francisco: So Close and Yet So Far Away
February 15, 2018
If anything is true, this is: NPS votes with its money. Sure, we pile on the praise (and the snark) as necessary. We even take on hotel chains that think they have us irreversibly trapped in their loyalty program. (See, for example, this fun entry out of Los Angeles.) Well, the time has come to do some fund re-allocation.
Well well well. NPS always says vote with your travel $$$. This week we will be staying in Japantown, SF as usual but at the @HotelKabuki instead of our usual @kimpton Buchanan.
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 13, 2018
You see, the Buchanan Hotel in San Francisco (a Kimpton) has been our San Francisco home for a couple of years. Sadly, due to too much demand, we are unable to get the room we want when we stay there. So how do we solve that problem? We remove demand. Last time we were in San Francisco we walked across the street to the Hotel Kabuki to check it out. As a result, we’re staying at Kabuki this time.
Beautiful lobby @HotelKabuki with a japanese garden courtyard pic.twitter.com/ZpnvDn0Viz
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 15, 2018
The lobby, common areas, and bar are all very upscale, nicely designed, and worth a visit. On our arrival, we dropped off the bag upstairs and headed straight to the bar. Sazarac? Yes please (with a little help from our friends).
Bar @HotelKabuki pic.twitter.com/X4zo9lfJAe
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 14, 2018
We requested and were happy to occupy a corner room up high. Room 1402 is most likely indicative of the best room category on the property.
The bedroom sector is the most up to date, with interesting design.
1402 offers a very good view of Japantown and even the Golden Gate in the distance. Two banks of windows provide a very wide view. Mornings were beautiful this week.
A view of the @kimpton buchanan from the @HotelKabuki 14th floor pic.twitter.com/fOfdYJ2oBp
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 14, 2018
Luggage pod is exposed in the hallway to the door.
An amenity (!!) on our first stay was very much welcome. Thanks Kabuki!! Champagne and fruit is very nice indeed.
Then there is the bathroom. Number one, the open design is a bit chilly. A door instead of a doorway would help. That bank of windows in 1402 (including two sliding doors installed in the ’70s) can keep things pretty chilly in February, even with two sets of curtains. Updating the glass would probably help too.
The shower area is huge. Too huge, as it turns out, mostly because the glass door (approved) does not shut tight and chilly air comes in to make a great shower less than great. Looks like nobody actually took a shower to test this design before implementing it.
The shower has both a drench head and a handheld shower head. But that cold air.
So, all is not yet well at the Hotel Kabuki, where some attention to detail is in order.
Did housekeeping remove your not quite empty bottle of sparkling water? Try calling down to get some more. No dice. And no creativity from the front desk. High end hotels solve problems.
The @HotelKabuki can't seem to locate any sparkling water.
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 15, 2018
Want espresso for breakfast in the morning? Nope.
Sadly @HotelKabuki has yet to discover espresso
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 14, 2018
Want to adjust the temperature? Good luck figuring out how the thermostat works (it appears not to do anything at all).
Did you open the sliding glass door to access the balcony? Getting it closed again may be an issue.
On the positive side again, Japantown is a great base of operations in San Francisco. There are exceptional restaurants and cocktail locations within striking distance, and the Filmore corridor up the hill is hopping.
We schlepped out to Haight-Ashbury for dinner at Black Sand. This local bistrot has great food and good cocktails.
Great burger and cocktails @blacksandsbeer pic.twitter.com/qloE45LwsE
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 15, 2018
We taught the bartenders how to make Bill’s Big Birthday Beverage:
1 oz Ancho Reyes
1 oz cardamaro
1 oz fresh orange juice
.25 oz hot pepper infusion (in this case, house made)
Shake. Strain. Serve up.
Anyway, with more attention to the details above, Hotel Kabuki will displace the Buchanan as San Francisco’s default location for NPS. Four showerheads for the Hotel Kabuki. Rise to the occasion please!
Don’t Take Away My Perfect Shower: The Muse NY
January 25, 2018
Ah, The Muse. Last time we were here it was too short and about as good as they come. This time was very similar.
We figured out that 1703 is the room number of the room we like (because lucky dogs that we are, we snagged it again). What a shower! Sadly, we were all by ourselves this time. (Thanks Ray Mannon for your magic.)
After way too much korean food at Gayeon in Fort Lee, NJ, there was no room left for even one wafer thin slice of cheese. The sparkling water was perfect, however.
Gayeon was solid Korean in a suburban mall kind of upscale NJ space. Why is it that all of these restaurants in the ‘burbs feel the same? We had a blast watching the completely wasted couple one table away try to cope with reality.
Korean space food pic.twitter.com/ZVGVSn4Thq
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) January 24, 2018
Yes please. The Muse @Kimpton NYC. Customer 42 drive up window approved. pic.twitter.com/sajMmihIOY
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) January 24, 2018
NPS loves the shower in 1703. Yes on all fronts. Even has a bench. Sadly, the city of NY decided to turn off the water somewhat arbitrarily in the morning. We got a shower, but always under the threat of ending up all soapy. This is a bummer, and we must return.
This quick trip was so fast that there was no time for cocktails outside of the restaurant.
There is very good news about being Global Services on United! First class upgrade on the way out, and a free efficient switch to an earlier flight on the way back. We even managed to get a seat that did not suck. NPS approves of Global Services.
Uber on the other hand needs to get a map of NY and commit it to its computer’s memory.
Five showerheads and a fervent wish that NYC would get their utilities act together. Thanks to The Muse for a quick but nice stay.
A Tale of Two Rooms: Buchanan San Francisco
December 8, 2017
Back at the Buchanan, this time for “mandatory corporate fun,” and all is well.
Sadly, when we booked, our favorite room was already slated for some other obviously undeserving guest and the Tetris game of chance did not work out in our favor. So what ya gonna do?
Start out in 216 and move up as soon as possible! 216 is a ADA room, which is not that big a problem, but its shower is wimpy and sucky, and it is too close to the street and thus a bit noisy. Oh well, one night won’t kill us.
We were greeted with a much-needed amenity which we scarfed down like the hungry dogs we are.
And then, since it was pretty late, it was straight to bed.
Fortunately, the room switcheroobie was smooth. So one night late, we moved up to 416. That’s better. Maybe next time the dice will roll in our favor!
Why thank you Mac! We like our life just fine. Post coming soon to make an EVEN BIGGER DEAL out of absolutely nothing.
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) December 9, 2017
The Buchanan lobby is interesting too, but not as interesting as GM E mily Gick who we finally connected with this visit. Thanks for the hospitality Emily.
Either four or five showerheads for the Buchanan. See you again soon!
In other San Francisco news, Zasie is a very trendy and great place for brunch. Cocktails at Blackbird do not suck.
Super great to see @sfjacob in the wild @blackbirdbarsf. Gracias. @AmyBarley pic.twitter.com/kHOMDPbSn5
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) December 8, 2017
Hinodeya ramen just across the street from the Buchanan is very good indeed and entirely authentic.
Ramen in Japantown SF #hinodeyaramen @rivco @AmyBarley pic.twitter.com/OZNYI2Na6k
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) December 9, 2017
Cocktails at P.C.H in popup xmas mode is highly recommended. After that you must close down The Irish Bank. Spent some quality time with Jacques Bezuidenhout. What a blast!
p.c.h SF @AmyBarley @LoveTequila pic.twitter.com/aWzEFASFa3
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) December 9, 2017
Catoctin Creek at the Lorien in Old Town Alexandria
November 15, 2017
“It’s at a Kimpton,” Scott said. And he had our attention. You know how we feel about Kimpton here at NPS. Not only that, the Kimpton was actually the Lorien in Alexandria, a property on the upswing run by our favorite Steph Vogel! Double bonus.
We’re there!
The drive in around the beltway at rush hour was awful as usual, leaving us only three minutes to valet, drop our bags, and head down to the Catoctin Creek event. Rye, Brandy and tasty treats from chef Sebastian Rondier? Yes please.
Becky and Scott make a great product that is almost as much fun to talk about as it is to drink. Cheers Catoctin Creek!
Fantastic tasting @kimpton Lorien with @catoctincreek pic.twitter.com/RfypimRO76
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) November 14, 2017
Scott talks brandy?! Yep. Pear. Grape. Apple. @catoctincreek pic.twitter.com/WRu7GEVUCq
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) November 14, 2017
Did you miss the @catoctincreek thingy @kimpton lorien? Best monday night. pic.twitter.com/v7w2m3LQkn
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) November 14, 2017
The fois gras bites with popcorn?! Genius.
The highlight of the evening was hanging out with Steph and catching up. It is always fun to introduce good people to each other!
Needless to say, we had a nice buzz and a warm glow after the event, so we headed over to the bar for a bigger snack. And then it was up to 301 (a new room at the Lorien for NPS).
301 is blue. That will (thankfully) change soon. Can’t wait to see what the designers do to this space.
Really the only major bug in this room is the way the toilet is situated relative to the bed. That needs some more thought.
The sparkling water came in more than handy. It was a necessity after all of that rye!
Breakfast with Steph in the morning bright and early capped off a great Kimpton visit. Five showerheads and a rush order on the designer’s work at the Lorien. We’ll be back for sure.
Ink 48: Rocking Hell’s Kitchen in NYC
November 1, 2017
There’s nothing like experiencing a new Kimpton property for the first time. In all of our countless trips up to NY, NPS has never visited Ink 48 (though we have heard tell of it). Hell’s Kitchen is pretty far up there, but sometimes business uptown happens!
Our greeting at the front was warm and welcoming even though it was supposed to be scary. We were assigned the fantastic river-view suite 1416 (for which we thank Steph and Barry). What a great room.
The sitting room section.
The bedroom section.
And the all important huge bathroom with a distinct shower cube in the corner. Plenty of room in here, and no sign of plastic.
The “hot and cold” amenity was impressive and delicious.
Thanks Barry and company for the superior "hot and cold" amenity. What a welcome! pic.twitter.com/UrsWuUZsFd
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) October 31, 2017
Dinner at Taboon is not to be missed. Outstanding bread, delicious food, a real cocktail program, a nice wine list. Seek it out. We enjoyed ourselves so much before the play that we returned after the crash.
Spirits Bisbas
1.5 oz hendricks gin
1 oz rhubarb puree
1 oz lemon
.5 oz dry vermouth
shake. serve up in a coup. smoked paprika on top
Hey now @taboonnyc is super fantastic. Excellent food. Great people. Decent bar willing to play. We rain affection on you. @AmyBarley
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) November 1, 2017
We tried to see a play at Lincoln Center, but it was not to be. About an hour in to “Junk,” technical things went south and never recovered. Frankly, we expect more out of NY Theater.
We’re so sorry… technical difficulties are never fun. Live theater!
— LincolnCenterTheater (@LCTheater) November 1, 2017
The “hot” part of the amenity came in handy late night when we got back from our cocktail run at Taboon.
Thanks for the hot tea last night @kimpton ink48. Just like home in the winter. Night time rituals. pic.twitter.com/pDLrzqCcRB
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) November 1, 2017
Five showerheads and a warm glow for ink 48 in NY.
The Lorien Alexandria During No Fly July
July 12, 2017
Though NPS does not fly in July or December, there is still stuff to be done. The solution? A working meeting at the Lorien in Old Town Alexandria. We’ve been to the Lorien a couple of times since Steph Vogel took over as GM. Sadly, Steph is in Switzerland this week. We’ll pretend that the ship runs just as well without Steph at the helm (though it’s really not true).
This visit finds us in 619, which is similar to 615 only slightly smaller and on the other side of the building. There is a very large balcony on this side too. Because it’s 100 degrees this week (with an overnight low in the upper ’70s), the balcony will be ignored due to weather. Strikes us that a remake of these balconies as a garden would make them both more inviting.
Our meeting room was cavernous and highly functional. We spent all day working.
#BSIMM summit underway with @sfjacob and @acyrologia in Washgington, DC. The invisible Kathy Clark-Fisher on the phone. pic.twitter.com/Kf3ZSMiMDy
— Gary McGraw (@cigitalgem) July 11, 2017
A cocktail was in order after all that work. The bar is still very good, though barman and detail freak Phil Clark is no longer around. Phil has moved to Phoenix. You can tell. Damien is doing his damndest to keep things up.
Big Tahona @kimpton lorien by Damien Torgeson pic.twitter.com/eCFYZeRdIF
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) July 11, 2017
CR2 with @catoctincreek watershed @kimpton lorien pic.twitter.com/Xru4E8b1fC
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) July 11, 2017
No whey (sour) pic.twitter.com/1O4Q6WpgRZ
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) July 11, 2017
Whey Sour
.75 cachaça (novo fogo)
.75 rye (copper fox)
1.5 whey
.75 honey
1 lemon
pinch of salt
Shake. Serve up.
Snacks at the bar took forever to arrive. That ended up making them free. Timely is better than free.
Dinner at The Warehouse was a massive disappointment. The crayfish were good. Or was that the crawdads? The wine list?
Unusable. Skip it. In other news from the evening, the bar at Restaurant Eve still holds its own, but Jackson 20 has slipped to skip it level as well. So sad that the old Alexandria Monaco is now a Marriott property.
On return from dinner around 11, we were greeted with a nice amenity. Thanks Stephani. The ice cold San Pelegrino is particularly welcome.
The huge glass shower will do just fine.
Once the work was done, there were museums to see. First stop was the National Building Museum to see Hive. Well worth the visit.
That was followed by another great lunch at Bistrot du Coin.
Croziflette Savoyarde @BistrotducoinDC pic.twitter.com/K14W9zifwE
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) July 12, 2017
And a visit to the Phillips Collection. The old building is under renovation, so only half of the paintings as usual were out. But still fantastic. An NPS introduction to the stunning art of German artist Markus Lüpertz.
A fantastic day. Followed almost immediately on its heels by a fantastic evening.
Roses Luxury is just as stellar as its incredible reputation. Just go. We showed up at 5:10pm and walked right in for a 180 minute dinner extravaganza.
The best dish of the evening was a soft shelled crab served with Singapore-style chilli sauce (on the sweet side) over steamed buns with pickles. Delicious.
So really. Go to Roses Luxury as soon as you can.
Then there was the Columbia Room in the back booth (our usual NPS haunt), this time with the geek patrol. Excellent as usual, this time less for the drinks presentation than the company.
Rum from 1857 always seems like a good idea after the tasting menu is complete.
Old? Yeah. @ColumbiaRoom pic.twitter.com/zufZIfC5o2
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) July 13, 2017
The moral of the story is: get your work done quickly so you can spend some time being spoiled in DC!
Five showerheads and a real wish that Steph were around. We miss you Steph.