Residence Inn Ann Arbor: Suburban “Style”
May 7, 2018
Here we are again in a university town, this time Ann Arbor. This town is great. Books, coffee, food, cocktails. Almost everything you need, but still no good hotel.
The Residence Inn is a Marriott property, and it is brand new. It’s pretty much what you would expect of a mid-tier mid-market Marriott hotel. Shiny suburban fake is the style. NPS has different style.
When the reservation was made, we requested a high floor and a Panoramic City View Suite. The first room we were assigned was 414 which is ADA formatted. When asking for a non-ADA configured room instead were assigned down to 214. The rooms are almost exactly identical. Moving down was a big mistake because traffic noise starts at 5am. Alas.
So much for the high floor request.
The manager, having heard tell of checkin problems, was very gracious. We had a nice chat. His valet staff is super.

The view from 214 says it all
The room is filled with lots of shiny new veneer cheap furniture that looks better than it feels when you use it. The suite includes a kitchenette.

Entry hallway kitchenette

desk room

desk room couch

View from the bed to a nice bank of windows

large (impersonal) bathroom
The real problem is the shower, which is partially glass and partially plastic. It is open to the huge bathroom without a glass door. Cold air makes for a less than stellar shower experience.

shower. not approved
Anyway, we knew what we were getting into when we agreed to come to Ann Arbor. Apparently, there is a copy of The Graduate here too BTW. Sure wish university towns had better hotel kung fu!
Coffee @LiteratiCoffee is far superior to the hotel situation
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 6, 2018
Dinner at Mikette was delicious. Great service.
Your oyster sir pic.twitter.com/ddHsrKh9ix
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 7, 2018
The cocktail scene in Ann Arbor remains vibrant. A Sunday night visit to Nightcap was optimal in all respects. Andy was a blast behind the bar.
Sunday cocktail @nightcapa2 pic.twitter.com/SAVx8hj9EA
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 7, 2018
El Presidente with @flordecanarum pic.twitter.com/3o7mAeU3g1
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 7, 2018
Outstanding use of liquid nitrogen here
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 7, 2018
Great luminaries pic.twitter.com/pLMYFM8ZMs
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 7, 2018
Yeah. It got worse. pic.twitter.com/vjnFoEKIgm
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) May 7, 2018
Because there was Handy in the house, we present, The Handy Handy
1.75 Thomas Handy Rye
.3 oz Del’erborista ultra-bitters
.3 carpano antica
2 dashes scrappy aromatic
Stir. Strain. Express orange peel and drop in.
Three showerheads for the Residence Inn in Ann Arbor. Dang university towns.
Hotel Kabuki San Francisco: So Close and Yet So Far Away
February 15, 2018
If anything is true, this is: NPS votes with its money. Sure, we pile on the praise (and the snark) as necessary. We even take on hotel chains that think they have us irreversibly trapped in their loyalty program. (See, for example, this fun entry out of Los Angeles.) Well, the time has come to do some fund re-allocation.
Well well well. NPS always says vote with your travel $$$. This week we will be staying in Japantown, SF as usual but at the @HotelKabuki instead of our usual @kimpton Buchanan.
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 13, 2018
You see, the Buchanan Hotel in San Francisco (a Kimpton) has been our San Francisco home for a couple of years. Sadly, due to too much demand, we are unable to get the room we want when we stay there. So how do we solve that problem? We remove demand. Last time we were in San Francisco we walked across the street to the Hotel Kabuki to check it out. As a result, we’re staying at Kabuki this time.
Beautiful lobby @HotelKabuki with a japanese garden courtyard pic.twitter.com/ZpnvDn0Viz
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 15, 2018
The lobby, common areas, and bar are all very upscale, nicely designed, and worth a visit. On our arrival, we dropped off the bag upstairs and headed straight to the bar. Sazarac? Yes please (with a little help from our friends).
Bar @HotelKabuki pic.twitter.com/X4zo9lfJAe
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 14, 2018
We requested and were happy to occupy a corner room up high. Room 1402 is most likely indicative of the best room category on the property.

design sensibility 1402

The bedroom sector is the most up to date, with interesting design.

bedroom sector 1402
1402 offers a very good view of Japantown and even the Golden Gate in the distance. Two banks of windows provide a very wide view. Mornings were beautiful this week.
A view of the @kimpton buchanan from the @HotelKabuki 14th floor pic.twitter.com/fOfdYJ2oBp
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 14, 2018

Luggage pod is exposed in the hallway to the door.

Luggage and refrigerator
An amenity (!!) on our first stay was very much welcome. Thanks Kabuki!! Champagne and fruit is very nice indeed.

wow, a welcome amenity and they barely know us

the window bank
Then there is the bathroom. Number one, the open design is a bit chilly. A door instead of a doorway would help. That bank of windows in 1402 (including two sliding doors installed in the ’70s) can keep things pretty chilly in February, even with two sets of curtains. Updating the glass would probably help too.

bathroom sector 1402
The shower area is huge. Too huge, as it turns out, mostly because the glass door (approved) does not shut tight and chilly air comes in to make a great shower less than great. Looks like nobody actually took a shower to test this design before implementing it.

glass shower…huge
The shower has both a drench head and a handheld shower head. But that cold air.

shower head 2
So, all is not yet well at the Hotel Kabuki, where some attention to detail is in order.
Did housekeeping remove your not quite empty bottle of sparkling water? Try calling down to get some more. No dice. And no creativity from the front desk. High end hotels solve problems.
The @HotelKabuki can't seem to locate any sparkling water.
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 15, 2018
Want espresso for breakfast in the morning? Nope.
Sadly @HotelKabuki has yet to discover espresso
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 14, 2018
Want to adjust the temperature? Good luck figuring out how the thermostat works (it appears not to do anything at all).
Did you open the sliding glass door to access the balcony? Getting it closed again may be an issue.
On the positive side again, Japantown is a great base of operations in San Francisco. There are exceptional restaurants and cocktail locations within striking distance, and the Filmore corridor up the hill is hopping.
We schlepped out to Haight-Ashbury for dinner at Black Sand. This local bistrot has great food and good cocktails.
Great burger and cocktails @blacksandsbeer pic.twitter.com/qloE45LwsE
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) February 15, 2018
We taught the bartenders how to make Bill’s Big Birthday Beverage:
1 oz Ancho Reyes
1 oz cardamaro
1 oz fresh orange juice
.25 oz hot pepper infusion (in this case, house made)
Shake. Strain. Serve up.
Anyway, with more attention to the details above, Hotel Kabuki will displace the Buchanan as San Francisco’s default location for NPS. Four showerheads for the Hotel Kabuki. Rise to the occasion please!
Ink 48: Rocking Hell’s Kitchen in NYC
November 1, 2017
There’s nothing like experiencing a new Kimpton property for the first time. In all of our countless trips up to NY, NPS has never visited Ink 48 (though we have heard tell of it). Hell’s Kitchen is pretty far up there, but sometimes business uptown happens!
Our greeting at the front was warm and welcoming even though it was supposed to be scary. We were assigned the fantastic river-view suite 1416 (for which we thank Steph and Barry). What a great room.

Room 1416 on a gorgeous day overlooking the Hudson
The sitting room section.





The bedroom section.


And the all important huge bathroom with a distinct shower cube in the corner. Plenty of room in here, and no sign of plastic.



Glowing shower cube of 1416.
The “hot and cold” amenity was impressive and delicious.
Thanks Barry and company for the superior "hot and cold" amenity. What a welcome! pic.twitter.com/UrsWuUZsFd
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) October 31, 2017
Dinner at Taboon is not to be missed. Outstanding bread, delicious food, a real cocktail program, a nice wine list. Seek it out. We enjoyed ourselves so much before the play that we returned after the crash.
Spirits Bisbas
1.5 oz hendricks gin
1 oz rhubarb puree
1 oz lemon
.5 oz dry vermouth
shake. serve up in a coup. smoked paprika on top
Hey now @taboonnyc is super fantastic. Excellent food. Great people. Decent bar willing to play. We rain affection on you. @AmyBarley
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) November 1, 2017
We tried to see a play at Lincoln Center, but it was not to be. About an hour in to “Junk,” technical things went south and never recovered. Frankly, we expect more out of NY Theater.
We’re so sorry… technical difficulties are never fun. Live theater!
— LincolnCenterTheater (@LCTheater) November 1, 2017
The “hot” part of the amenity came in handy late night when we got back from our cocktail run at Taboon.
Thanks for the hot tea last night @kimpton ink48. Just like home in the winter. Night time rituals. pic.twitter.com/pDLrzqCcRB
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) November 1, 2017
Five showerheads and a warm glow for ink 48 in NY.
Oslo and the Hotel Christiania Teater
September 30, 2017

Hotel Christiania Teater
We’ve been here before at the Hotel Christiania Teater, even in this very room (number 620), so we knew what to expect. And it was good.
Room 620 is a large suite with an interesting layout that takes up the cupola of the building. The shower does not suck.

620 sitting room


The cupola

Oslo in the distance


Large comfortable bed

A view out the back cupola (yes, there are two sets of windows)
The extensive bathroom with multiple sinks and heated floors.




One of the best parts of the hotel is the breakfast. A generous spread with fresh squeezed orange juice. Sadly the espresso grinder broke down on day 2.

Breakfast buffet

The orange juice machine
The bad downstairs from reception is very capable. Many good cocktails thanks to Barbara and Martin, including this variation on a Hanky Panky.
A Norwegian Hanky Panky
3 cl gin bareksten
1 cl sweet vermouth mancin
1 barspoon bitters Gotlands “fernet”
2 dashes angostura
stir down. serve on a large cube.






And of course Oslo is a great city to visit. The Vigeland Sculpture Park is striking at night.




Two dinners out could not have provided more contrast. The first was a family run fish place with home style recipes and local beer. The second, Om Restaurant Klosteret, was world class food and wine. Both were delicious.


Om Restaurant Klosteret
Cocktails at Himkok were great, even if we did have to leverage ourselves in the door and into a proper booth.



Mezcal or aquavit? Why not both

Himkok back bar

The still at himkok


Five showerheads (and a new espresso grinder) to Hotel Christiania Teater.
Of course, the best was yet to come:

A view from the trail
The Lorien Alexandria During No Fly July
July 12, 2017
Though NPS does not fly in July or December, there is still stuff to be done. The solution? A working meeting at the Lorien in Old Town Alexandria. We’ve been to the Lorien a couple of times since Steph Vogel took over as GM. Sadly, Steph is in Switzerland this week. We’ll pretend that the ship runs just as well without Steph at the helm (though it’s really not true).

The Spartan balcony off 619
This visit finds us in 619, which is similar to 615 only slightly smaller and on the other side of the building. There is a very large balcony on this side too. Because it’s 100 degrees this week (with an overnight low in the upper ’70s), the balcony will be ignored due to weather. Strikes us that a remake of these balconies as a garden would make them both more inviting.

Look to the left

Look to the right
Our meeting room was cavernous and highly functional. We spent all day working.
#BSIMM summit underway with @sfjacob and @acyrologia in Washgington, DC. The invisible Kathy Clark-Fisher on the phone. pic.twitter.com/Kf3ZSMiMDy
— Gary McGraw (@cigitalgem) July 11, 2017
A cocktail was in order after all that work. The bar is still very good, though barman and detail freak Phil Clark is no longer around. Phil has moved to Phoenix. You can tell. Damien is doing his damndest to keep things up.
Big Tahona @kimpton lorien by Damien Torgeson pic.twitter.com/eCFYZeRdIF
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) July 11, 2017
CR2 with @catoctincreek watershed @kimpton lorien pic.twitter.com/Xru4E8b1fC
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) July 11, 2017
No whey (sour) pic.twitter.com/1O4Q6WpgRZ
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) July 11, 2017
Whey Sour
.75 cachaça (novo fogo)
.75 rye (copper fox)
1.5 whey
.75 honey
1 lemon
pinch of salt
Shake. Serve up.
Snacks at the bar took forever to arrive. That ended up making them free. Timely is better than free.
Dinner at The Warehouse was a massive disappointment. The crayfish were good. Or was that the crawdads? The wine list?
Unusable. Skip it. In other news from the evening, the bar at Restaurant Eve still holds its own, but Jackson 20 has slipped to skip it level as well. So sad that the old Alexandria Monaco is now a Marriott property.
On return from dinner around 11, we were greeted with a nice amenity. Thanks Stephani. The ice cold San Pelegrino is particularly welcome.


Sitting room 619


Sleeping room 619

The huge glass shower will do just fine.

Shower? Perfect.


Once the work was done, there were museums to see. First stop was the National Building Museum to see Hive. Well worth the visit.

Home of hive. At least for a while.




That was followed by another great lunch at Bistrot du Coin.
Croziflette Savoyarde @BistrotducoinDC pic.twitter.com/K14W9zifwE
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) July 12, 2017
And a visit to the Phillips Collection. The old building is under renovation, so only half of the paintings as usual were out. But still fantastic. An NPS introduction to the stunning art of German artist Markus Lüpertz.

German artist Markus Lüpertz

The suit

Detail from Spoon

German artist Markus Lüpertz


A fantastic day. Followed almost immediately on its heels by a fantastic evening.
Roses Luxury is just as stellar as its incredible reputation. Just go. We showed up at 5:10pm and walked right in for a 180 minute dinner extravaganza.

Those poor “other people” had to wait in line

Caviar service

Yes, we took pictures of our food. We also had extensive conversations about it.




The best dish of the evening was a soft shelled crab served with Singapore-style chilli sauce (on the sweet side) over steamed buns with pickles. Delicious.
So really. Go to Roses Luxury as soon as you can.
Then there was the Columbia Room in the back booth (our usual NPS haunt), this time with the geek patrol. Excellent as usual, this time less for the drinks presentation than the company.

Columbia Room

Ice

Seaweed?!

Rum from 1857 always seems like a good idea after the tasting menu is complete.
Old? Yeah. @ColumbiaRoom pic.twitter.com/zufZIfC5o2
— noplasticshower (@noplasticshower) July 13, 2017
The moral of the story is: get your work done quickly so you can spend some time being spoiled in DC!
Five showerheads and a real wish that Steph were around. We miss you Steph.

































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